Mom and I were talking about her horse just now, and she came up with a joke instantaneously. Our conversation went like this:
Mom: She just needed to put her big girl panties on and stop licking the ground.
Me: You just wanted to say the word 'panties'.
Mom: You know what they call them for horses?
Me: No.
Mom: Nickers.
Hahahaha! Mom just came up with that on her own, and since I am on my computer, it is being immortalized on my blog. Nice!